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Tuesday April 04,
2000
Tags #wally disability, #spy on him, #need video evidence, #vigorous activity, #vigourously
Transcript
Standing on a table Catbert says to Asok the Intern, "Wally is out on disability. I want you to spy on him." Catbert goes on to say, with arms raised "We need video evidence of Wally doing a vigorous activity." Asok the Intern asks Alice while she faces the computer, "Can you think of anything that Wally does vigorously?" Alice replies without facing Asok the Intern, "I'd rather not."
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Monday April 03,
2000
Tags #fake disability claim, #disabled, #hard to believe, #note from doctor, #obvious, #long time
Transcript
Wally says to Dilbert as he pours himself a cup of coffee in the break room, "I'm thinking about going out on a fake disability claim." Wally and Dilbert are walking with a cup of coffee in hand. Wally goes on to say, "Do you think anyone will believe I'm disabled?" Dilbert replies sarcastically to himself without speaking, "It's hard to believe you're not." Wally enters The Boss' office and asks, "Do you need a note from my doctor?" The Boss replies sarcastically unenthused, "No, it's been obvious for a long time."
Thursday April 06,
2000
Tags #fake disability leave, #missed camaraderie, #stimulating conversation, #didn't know gone, #not missed
Transcript
With Dilbert's back turned facing his computer, Wally says "I came back early from my fake disability leave." Wally continues, "I missed the camaraderie and the stimulating conversation." Dilbert replies without turning to face Wally, "I didn't know you were gone." Wally replies, "Not bad for a Tuesday."
Tuesday August 07,
2018
Wally Enjoys Listening To Himself
Monday August 20,
2018
Wally Has An Idea
Tuesday August 21,
2018
Wally Has An Idea For Carol
Tags #carol, #Wally, #bike, #compliment, #insults
Transcript
Wally: I have a great idea for you. Carol: Keep it to yourself. Your ideas are always insults masquerading as helpfulness. Wally: You seem cranky. Have you considered riding a bike to work? Carol: Die, monster!
Monday August 27,
2018
Wally Mentors To Death
Tags #asok, #Wally, #successful, #definition, #minimum, #alive, #employed, #comas, #ruling
Transcript
Asok: Have you ever mentored anyone who went on to be successful? Wally: Depends on your definition of success. Asok: Well, at minimum, they'd need to be alive and gainfully employed. Wally: What's your ruling on comas?
Saturday September 08,
2018
Wally Covers For Alice
Tags #alice, #heat, #thousand suns, #vacation, #Wally
Transcript
Alice: I'm back from vacation. Did you have any problems covering for me? Wally: No problem at all I saved all of your work for when you got back. Alice: I hate you with the heat of a thousand suns! Wally: How was your vacation? Was it relaxing?
Friday August 24,
1990
Tags #Dilbert, #Wally, #giggle, #snort, #engineer, #curse, #Dogbert
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk. Wally enters and asks, "Working hard?" Dilbert replies, "Hardly working!" Dilbert giggles and snorts. Wally says, "You snorted." Back at home, Dilbert tells Dogbert, "It was my best line of the day . . . Then I snorted." Dogbert says, "The curse of the engineer."
Saturday January 12,
1991
Tags #Dilbert, #sheep, #rancher, #worked, #asleep, #count, #sleep study, #Wally
Transcript
Dilbert and Wally stand in front of the coffee machine. Wally says, "I was a sheep rancher before I worked here." Dilbert asks, "How many sheep did you have?" Wally says, "I'm not sure . . ." Wally continues, "Every time I tried to count them, I feel asleep."