Warrior Comic Strips

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

5 Results for Warrior

View 1 - 5 results for warrior comic strips. Discover the best "Warrior" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dogbert, sarcasm, Dilbert, warrior, battle, memos, meetings, image, eternity, life, pathetic, help

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert stands in front of the dresser mirror tying his necktie and Dogbert sits on the bed. Dogbert says, "The mighty warrior prepares for battle . . ." Dogbert continues, "Today, bold memos will be written, dangerous meetings will be attended, and many a photocopied image will be captured for eternity." Dilbert says, "If it weren't for sarcasm, my life would sound pathetic." Dogbert replies, "Glad to help."

View more books now

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, drum beating, robert, warrior, book, rejecting, port, cinammon, snap

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert tells Dogbert, "I'm joining a manly drum beating group." Dogbert asks, "Why?" Dogbert replies, "Well, see, this poet Robert Bly wrote a book about being a manly warrior . . ." Dogbert continues, "I haven't actually read the book . . ." Dilbert continues, ". . . But it has something to do with beating drums and rejecting your mother." Dogbert says, "Let me get this straight . . ." Dogbert continues, ". . . You're taking advice from a POET on how to be manly?" Dilbert and three men stand around holding drums. A man asks Dilbert, "Have you tasted the cinnamon snap tea?" Dilbert thinks, "Maybe I should have read the book first."

Social Justice Warrior

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Social Justice Warrior - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags sjw, hiring, internet, troll, trolling, sensitivity, political correcness, politically correct, technology

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: According to people on the Internet, you're what's called a "social justice warrior." Man: The tone of your voice indicates you are against me. And that means you are making common cause with racists. Boss: If I hire you, will you stop saying crazy stuff like that? Man: Censorship!

Dinner With A Social Justice Warrior

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Dinner With A Social Justice Warrior - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags sjw, internet, personality, political correctness, politically correct, flirting, insult, masculinity, technology, psychology

View Transcript

Transcript

Man: I'm a social justice warrior. That means I'm on our side. Do you want to go to dinner with me? Alice: No, thanks. I'm into men. Man: I am a man. Alice: Don't make me turn around and prove you wrong.

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags battle, cubicle warriors, fighting, grandchildren ask, overwhelming boredom, hobo

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert sits in his cubicle thinking, "The cubicle warrior prepares for battle." Dilbert thinks, "Fighting, fighting against the overwhelming boredom!" Dilbert arrives at home and tells Dogbert, "When my grandchildren ask me what I did for a living, I'm going to lie." Dogbert sits on the couch armrest and replies, "I usually tell people you're a bobo."