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3 Results for Whittle
View 1 - 3 results for whittle comic strips. Discover the best "Whittle" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday January 08,
2001
Tags #retaining best employees, #whittle, #confidence, #hire
Transcript
Dogbert asks The Boss, "Do you have a plan for retaining the best employees?" The Boss says, "I whittle at their confidence until they believe no one else would ever hire them." Dogbert says, "Doesn't that make them sluggish?" The Boss says, "Yes, but if they're all sluggish, it looks right."
Friday July 30,
2010
Tags #date, #restaurant, #menu, #pottery class, #sarcastic, #art, #whittle, #spoons
Transcript
Woman says, "Maybe we could take a pottery class together." Dilbert says, "Sure. I love acquiring unattractive dishware in an expensive and inefficient way." Woman says, "It's called art." Dilbert says, "Maybe we could whittle some art spoons too."
Saturday November 17,
2018
No Internet
Tags #business, #complaining, #engineering, #office workers, #technology
Transcript
Boss: The network will be down all day, but try to do what you can without it. Dilbert: What can we do without it besides drink coffee, complain, and whittle? Boss: No knives at work. Dilbert: Hold off on the whittling.