Dilbert and a woman sit on the couch. The woman asks, "Would you like to hold hands?" Dilbert replies, "We'd better not . . . My dog is around here someplace." The woman asks, "What's your dog got to do with anything?" Dilbert replies, "He's a bit prudish. He won't allow it in his house." The woman replies, "HIS house? Ha ha ha! He's YOUR dog! YOU're the master!" The woman continues laughing and says, "Your dog is just a stupid hairball! And you must be a first-class wimp!" She laughs. Dogbert pulls a hose through the window and stands next to the couch holding the nozzle. Dilbert says to him, "With my blessings."
Dilbert: I offered to help a co-worker, and she started delegating tasks to me like I'm her subordinate.
Dogbert: Is the point of your boring story that your co-worker is a natural leader and you're a wimp.
Dilbert: I was looking for some empathy.
Dogbert: Is your point that you look for things in the wrong places?
dilbert talking to the boss.
dilbert: i taught my a.i. software to flirt with humans.
dilbert: by day three, i had fallen in love, and it drained my bank account to buy a robot body.
robot: demand a raise you wimp!
dilbert: help m