Alice: I'm going to seek relief from my many woes by sharing them with you.
My entire family is in a coma....The cat ate my wedding ring,,,,The IRS is auditing us....my boss made a pass at me.
It isn't working, you aren't absorbing my woes.
Dilbert: Im wearing into woe cologne.
Dogbert says to Wally, "The company's woes are YOUR fault, not senior management's!" Dogbert asks, "Do you realize how much YOU could gain personally by making the company a success?" Wally replies, "I would get a nice plaque in a plastic frame." Dogbert says, "Yeah . . . I was hoping you didn't know."
