The Boss: "Our CEO will be happy to answer any questions."
Alice: "Why does the company pay you 40 million dollars a year?"
"I ask because it's 400 times more than I make. And I work 70 hours a week."
"Do you work 28,000 hours per week?"
"Or do you have some sort of special ability that isn't obvious?"
CEO: "GRRRRR RRRRR AAAAH-OOGAH!!!"
"Golden egg. One every ten minutes."
"Good answer."
