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Keyboard Conscience

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Keyboard Conscience - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, keyboard, conscience, human, hello, reconsideration, mean, email, working remotely, work, remote, empathy, monster, feelings, jerk, send

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conscience voice coming from dilbert's keyboard. keyboard: hello, human. i'm your keyboard's conscience. you should reconsider sending such a mean email. working remotely has caused you to devolve into an empathy-free monster who cares nothing for the feelings of other. dilbert typing: send keyboard: now you're just being a jerk.

Boss Hires Stalker

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Boss Hires Stalker - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, employees, managers & supervisors, technology, working, remote, stalker, window, homes

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boss on video conference with dilbert and wally. boss: it's challenging to manage employees who are working remotely. dilbert sitting in arm chair listening boss: so i hired a stalker to look in the windows at your homes and tell me what he sees. he lasted on day. wally sitting in chair wearing shorts and no shirt: sorry. that's on me.

Lonely Man

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Lonely Man  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, zoom, discuss, issue, video call, voice call, attractive, lonely, Women, man, remote, work from home, cell phone, linkedin, profile, photo

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dilbert on couch with cell phone texting. dilbert texting: let's do a zoom call to discuss that issue. tap tap tap other person's response: you only want to do a video call because i'm an attractive woman and you are a lonely single man working remotely. will you settle for a voice call while you stare at my linkedin profile photo? dilbert: yes

Wally Not Remotely Working

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Wally Not Remotely Working - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, success, technology, projects, remote work, work, remote, bed, office, laptop, home

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boss and wally on video call. boss: wally, have you been successful on your projects while working at home? wally: not remotely. boss: and by that you mean you went into the office and did not work remotely? wally in bed: okay, sure.

Working At Home

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Working At Home - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags accomplished, business, fort, goof, health, home, version, working, coronavirus

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day one of working from home dilbert thinking: i'm getting a lot done. day two of working from home dilbert thinking laying on the couch: if i goofed off a little, would anyone know? day three of working from home dogbert: lame fort. dilbert under fort made from couch cushions and blanket: it's version 1.0.

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags exhaustion / tiredness, office workers, peak efficeincy, brain, peak effiency, not working

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Dilbert: My brain isn't working at its peak efficiency this afternoon. Common sense says I should go home early to avoid making any mistakes that would be bad for the company. Unless... nothing I... do is important. Boss: Sounds like your brain is back to its peak efficiency.

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags employees, gloating, quit working, won lotery, business

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Dilbert: If you won the lottery, would you quit working? Wally: I quit working years ago, but I might start gloating if it isn't too hard. Dilbert: Gloating doesn't sound hard. Wally: Can I do it without moving any facial muscles? I have weak eyebrows.

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags public speaking, questioning, draw attention, opposite apporach, working

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Dilbert: And so, as you can see... Man: All of the numbers I gave you last week are wrong. I would have mentioned it sooner, but I don't like to draw attention to myself. I see that you're taking the opposite approach. How's that working for you?

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags bears, happiness, compares, raise, working, people attacked, bear attacked, psychology

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Boss: Studies say your happiness depends on how well your life compares to others. So instead of giving you a raise, I'm going to show you pictures of people who were attacked by bears. Do you feel better now? Dilbert: Dang you to heck, this is working!