Office relocation.
Esok: you are not allowed to move you own computer.
It must be left in an easily sealable condition for three days until the movers take it to the wrong cubicle.
Then untrained I.T Professionals will shove an ethernet cable and stapler and call it good.
Dilbert: get out of my way
"Office relocation."
"Some cubicles are slightly less desirable than others."
"For example, your new cubicle is below an air duct so it is sometimes cooler than the area around it."
"I asked the facilities people to chip out the penguin as soon as possible."
Office relocation.
Asok: Your new cubicle is less roomy than the old one. You will need this butter.
Apply it liberally to your torso area and you can slide right in.
But don't stay in there for more than 10 minutes at a time because it attracts rats.
As Vp of marketing, I am proud to introduce the new version of our product.
Behold!!
This sia testament to what can happen when you listen to customers.
we asked customers what they wanted the new version to do.
Six months ago I gave that raw data to you engineers. Today we see the result.
Its the first time Ive seen it myself. whats it do?
BAM!!
Our customers said they hate us.
"It looks like an ordinary piece of paper, but I added this finger holder."
"Now when I wander the hallways looking busy I can totally rest my hand."
"Working hard?"
"Not any more!"
"The expense cutters award goes to Wally for drastically lowering his cell phone bill."
"Wally, would you like to say a few words to the group?"
"I lost my phone last month. Hey, thanks for the hundred dollars!"
"Ted, you're going to experience an involuntary separation from payroll."
"I'm fired."
"No-o-o-o. It's just that you won't be part of the payroll system."
"And you're not allowed to touch anything."
Dilbert: The smokers in this building take hundreds of trips outside to smoke everyday.
We can harness that kinetic energy to create electricity ti power their unused computers.
pant pant
too much slope
The boss: Our CEO is giving a speech at the conference you're attending.
Ask his secretary if you can save money by riding together on the corporate jet.
He doesn't want to inhale anything you've exhaled.
