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Roboshark Series


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Tags annoyance, roboshark, cubicle distance, 12 feet, territorial waters, robot, scare tactics

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Alice: Stop using the aisle behind my cubicle. It's distracting. Everything within twelve feet of my cubicle are my territorial waters. Ted: You can't enforce that. Alice: Tell that to my roboshark.

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Tags competition (psychology), fish & aquatic mammals, complaints, shark, doplphon, robot, patrol, waters

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Boss: I'm hearing some complaints that you built a robot shark to patrol the soc-called territorial waters around your cubicle. Alice: It's a robot dolphin. I can see how people might be confused. I need you to smile more. Shark: Whatever.