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Wednesday June 27,
2012
Tags hope for survival, nearsighted billionaire, hunt, private island, foraging situation
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Dogbert's retirement planning service Dogbert: Your only hope for survival is if a nearsighted billionaire offers to hunt you on his private island. Customer: Does that job pay well? Dogbert: It's more of a foraging situation. Customer: Must... adjust... expectations... down.
Thursday June 28,
2012
Tags fee, how the future works, portfolio, retirement planning, understanding future
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Dogbert's retirement planning service Dogbert: My fee is 10% of your portfolio per year. Employee: Sounds reasonable. Dogbert: None of my clients understand how the future works.