Dilbert.com by Scott Adams - Tube Clothes
Tube Clothes Series
Monday December 29,
2014
Dilbert Invents Tube Clothes
Tags clothing, decision, decision-making, inventions, success, thinking, tube clothes, eliminate decisions, mark zuckerberg, gray t-short, success secrets
Transcript
Dilbert: I call my invention "tube clothes." The idea is to eliminate as many daily decisions as possible, the way Mark Zuckerberg does with his gray t-shirt. I like to understand what makes people successful. Dogbert: And you narrowed it down to his shirt?
Tuesday December 30,
2014
Dilbert Reduces Decisions
Tags attractive, clothes, clothing, dating, deciding, decisions, eliminates decisons, fine tuning, system, tube clothes, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: I only wear tube clothes now because it reduces my number of daily decisions. Tina: You mean decisions such as... where to go on a date? Because I don't see that coming up. Dilbert: I'm still fine-tuning the system.
Wednesday December 31,
2014
Dilbert Does Online Dating
Tags dating, internet dating, low standards, online dating, triple threat, six feet tall, hair, height, job, business, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: I got 9,752 responses on this dating site and I haven't even completed my profile. All I said is that I'm six feet tall, I have hair and a job. Meanwhile, everywhere: Women: Hair... height... job! Triple threat!
Thursday January 01,
2015
Tube Clothing At The Bar
Tags clothing, dating, jobs, low standards, tube clothes, values substance, employment, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: I noticed you eyeing my tube clothes. You're thinking I am a man who values substance over style and it turns you on. Woman: No, I'm thinking I'll date anything that has a job. Dilbert: I have one of those!
Friday January 02,
2015
Dilbert Meets The Mom
Tags dating, low standards, meeting people, parents, mother, efficiency, ebola, shake hands, family, relationships
Transcript
Woman: Mom, this my date, Dilbert. He only wears tube clothes. Dilbert: For the efficiency. Whoa! Before I touch that paw, have you been to any Ebola hot spots lately? Woman: He has a job. Dilbert: My time has come!
Saturday January 03,
2015
Single Dilbert Is Valuable
Tags competition, dating, low standards, men, market value, single guy, low bar, tall, employed, height, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm starting to realize that my market value as a single guy is higher than I thought. Men such as you have set the bar so low that all I need to do is have a job and be taller than most women in heels. I thought they were turned on by my tube clothing, but they actually like me for me. Wally: You're welcome.
Monday January 05,
2015
Dating Is A B Testing
Tags analysis, comparison, dating, first date, judging, a-b testing, click with, analytics, measuring, too many questions, relationships, science
Transcript
Woman: Have you been dating a lot? Dilbert: I call it A-B testing. I go on dates and then compare the analytics to see who I click with most.Woman: What exactly are you measuring? Dilbert: Asks too many questions.


