Dilbert.com by Scott Adams - Ted is dead
Ted is dead Series
Tuesday November 11,
2014
Ted Retires And Dies Same Day
Tags cruelty, death, managers, retirement, conincidence, luck, retired, dropped dead, overworked, medical
Transcript
Catbert: Ted retired yesterday and dropped dead this morning. You worked him to death with perfect timing. Nicely done/ Unless it was just a coincidence. Boss: If I'm being honest, hitting the exact day was just luck.
Wednesday November 12,
2014
We Will Never Forget Ted
Tags coworker, coworkers, death, tributes, morning, beloved collegue, never forget, medical
Transcript
Boss: We mourn the untimely passing of our beloved colleague, Fred. We will never forget him. Dilbert: It was Ted, not Fred. Boss: Was he beloved? Wally: I don't remember. It was like a week ago.
Thursday November 13,
2014
Memorial Service For Ted
Tags funerals, memorial, cake, ballons, tasteful, mime, pretend, invisible box, hire entertainment, clueless
Transcript
Boss: I need you to organize some sort of memorial thing for Fred. Carol: You mean Ted. Boss: I'm thinking cake and balloons in the break room. Is that tasteful enough? Carol: I could hire a mime to pretend he's in an invisible box.


