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Ted Retires And Dies Same Day

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Ted Retires And Dies Same Day - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags cruelty, death, managers, retirement, conincidence, luck, retired, dropped dead, overworked, medical

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Catbert: Ted retired yesterday and dropped dead this morning. You worked him to death with perfect timing. Nicely done/ Unless it was just a coincidence. Boss: If I'm being honest, hitting the exact day was just luck.

We Will Never Forget Ted

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We Will Never Forget Ted - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags coworker, coworkers, death, tributes, morning, beloved collegue, never forget, medical

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Boss: We mourn the untimely passing of our beloved colleague, Fred. We will never forget him. Dilbert: It was Ted, not Fred. Boss: Was he beloved? Wally: I don't remember. It was like a week ago.

Memorial Service For Ted

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Memorial Service For Ted - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags funerals, memorial, cake, ballons, tasteful, mime, pretend, invisible box, hire entertainment, clueless

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Boss: I need you to organize some sort of memorial thing for Fred. Carol: You mean Ted. Boss: I'm thinking cake and balloons in the break room. Is that tasteful enough? Carol: I could hire a mime to pretend he's in an invisible box.