Dogbert: "I'm going to work for the cable company."
Dilbert: "Why?"
Dogbert: "I enjoy giving people abusive service windows."
Dilbert: "Oh"
Dogbert: "Well, if you can't be home from March to October, then say goodbye to Regis and Kelly!"
Dogbert works for the cable company "If your picture is fuzzy then get new glasses." "If my glasses are theproblem, why does the couch look perfectly clear?" "Good question. Please hold while I transfer your to couch tech support."