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Wally visits Elbonia Series
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Monday February 28,
2005
Tags meeting in elbonia, take a class, culture, accidentally offend, hello, gestures, 2 meaning gestures
Transcript
"Wally, I want you to attend a meeting for me... It's in Elbonia." "First, you'll need to take a class on their culture so you won't accidently offend them." "This gesture either means "Hello" or "I'd like to see your mittens on my bedroom floor , baby.""
Tuesday March 01,
2005
Tags elbonian culture class, elbonian businessman, card, eat card, spit, dueling yak bones
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Elbonian Culture Class "When an Elbonian businessman gives you his card...",br>"Crumple it up and put it in your mouth. Chew it slowly then spit it toward his forehead." "This leads me to my next topic: Dueling with Yak bones."
Wednesday March 02,
2005
Tags no landing strips, jump out of plane, airplane, mud, cushion, fall, flap arms
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"Elbonia has no landing strips, so you'll have to jump our of the plane." "Try to flap your arms and aim for a plump Elbonian to cushion your fall." "Dang." "Airplane."
Thursday March 03,
2005
Tags landing, hard landing, no oparachute, mud, elbonia, glasses, suitcase, jumped, plane
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Wally: I hate landing in Elbonia. "Whump!!!" wally: "Hi. I'm from America and I'm hree to help."
Friday March 04,
2005
Tags america, arrogance, elbonians, end of time, fight you, fix problems, what we do
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In Elbonia Wally: "I'm from America and I'm here to fix all of your problems." Elbonians: "Your arrogance is offensive. We will form an armed resistance and right you to the end of time!" Wally: "Um... Why?" Elbonians: "It's just something we do."
Saturday March 05,
2005
Tags business trip, success, civil war, plunged, society, darkenes, loot anything
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Wally: "My business trip to Elbonia was a success." "If anyone tells you that I cause a civil war that plunged their society into darkness, it's a lie." The Boss: "Did you loot me anything?" wally: "I didn't know your size."


