Carol: Asok, your pointy-haired boss wants you to set up a conference call with all the division managers."
Asok: "Um... wouldn't that be his secretary's job? And aren't you his secretary?"
Carol: "Hey, I know. Why don't you try to get an appointment with him so you can ask that question."
Asok: "Hello, this is Asok the intern. I am trying to set up a conference all with you boss and 15 other people."<Br>"Could you tell me all of the times he is available in the next six months?"<Br>"Only Augus sixth between 8:35 and 8:40." "So far so good."
Asok: The conference call was a huge sucess. "Three out of 15 people were available and only one of them forgot to call in."
The boss: "So it was a phone call between two people?"
Asok: "It would have been if they hadn't used the mute buttons."