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Tuesday May 24,
2005
Tags evil director, human resources, help balancing, personal life, no love, sound sunhealthy, pill crybaby, business
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Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources. "I need help balancing my career with my personal life." "I recommend a book called "No one will ever love you." It'll crush your hope for a personal life and free up more time for work." "That sounds unhealthy." "Take a pill, crybaby."
Wednesday May 25,
2005
Tags balancing work life, job anger, destablizie, crush urges, punch something, will want kids
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Dilbert: I'm having trouble balancing my work life and my personal life. How do you do it? Alice: "I use job anger to destabilize my hormonal blaance and crush any competing urges." "That reminds me I need to punch something today or I'll want to have kids."
Thursday May 26,
2005
Tags good advice, balance, personal life, zen approach, no freinds, no work, perfect balance, zen, faster
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Dilbert: "No one has any good advice on how I can balance my work with my personal life." Wally: "You didn't ask me." "I take the Zen approach of having no friends and doing no work. Hence, perfect balance." Dilbert: "Where did you get that definition of Zen?" wally: "I used to read, but it's faster to make up stuff."


