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Tuesday February 17,
2015
Elbonians Hacked Their Network
Tags developing countries, hacker, hackers, hacking, internet, retaliation, technology
Transcript
CEO: We think Elbonians hacked into our network. Dilbert: That's unlikely. CEO: We must respond proportionately by hacking their entire Internet. Dilbert: It's not much of an Internet. CEO: What do you need to cripple it. Dilbert: A plane ticket and scissors.
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Wednesday February 18,
2015
Dilbert Sent To Disable Elbonian Internet
Tags annoyance, binary, code, coding, developing countries, frustration, internet, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: I have been sent to disable the Elbonian Internet as retaliation for hacking into our corporate network. Elbonian 1: Only our elites use the Internet. The rest of us don't care. Knock yourself out. Elbonian 2: Zero, zero, one, zero, one... Elbonian 3: I wish someone would just disable this thing.
Thursday February 19,
2015
Dilbert Snips Elbonian Internet
Tags communication, developing countries, hackers, hacking, internet, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: My company sent me to crash the Elbonian Internet in retaliation for hacking us. Elbonian 1: Can you hear me now? Elbonian 2: It's better without the string!
Friday February 20,
2015
Elbonians Will Rue The Day
Tags backfire, hacking, internet, retaliation, revenge, sabotage, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: I destroyed the Elbonian Internet in retaliation for their alleged hacking, as you wished. CEO: Buwhahahaha! They will rue the day they allegedly hacked us. Elbonian 1: I feel more focused already. Elbonian 2: I haven't been angry at idiots all day!


