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Monday March 11,
2013
Tags fear, violence, inspection, elbonian facility, disputed territory, totalitarian state, north elbonia, forshadowing
Transcript
Boss: I need you to do a site inspection at our Elbonian facility. It's located in a disputed territory on the border of the totalitarian state of North Elbonia. Was that enough foreshadowing or should I say something about how they treat spies? Dilbert: No, you nailed it.
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Tuesday March 12,
2013
Tags exploitation, work ethic, territorial mud, web page, forced labor camps, current job, capture canadian
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Elbonian: Halt! You have entered the territorial mud of North Elbonia! I'll text you a link to a web page about our forced labor camps. You might like them. Dilbert: This looks better than my current job. Elbonian: No rush, but I have an appointment to capture a Canadian at eleven.
Wednesday March 13,
2013
Tags app development, forced labor camp, frustration, private offuce, work ethic
Transcript
Dilbert: The North Elbonians accused me of being a spy and put me in a forced labor camp. It sounds worse than it was. I had a private office and all I did was app development. Boss: How did you escape? Dilbert: I didn't. I took a personal day to tell you how much you suck.
Thursday March 14,
2013
Tags frustration, office workers, meaningful work, gone for a week, labor camp
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Dilbert: I got kicked out of a North Elbonian labor camp for working too hard. It was the first time I had ever experienced meaningful work and I got carried away. Boss: And your name is...? Dilbert: Seriously? I was gone for one week!

