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Ceo Buys People On The Internet

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Ceo Buys People On The Internet - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags book, internet, friends, struggle, buying friends, fake, technology

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CEO: I'm writing a book about the struggles of my people. Dilbert: Your people? CEO: The ones I bought on the Internet. Dilbert: What? CEO: They don't look happy. That feels like a book.

Ceo Is Slave Owner

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Ceo Is Slave Owner - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags slave, slaves, slavery, buying, pay, wages, housework, house servant, maid, maids, help, money

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Wally: I hear you're a slave owner now. CEO: No, nothing like that. All I did was buy some Elbonians on the Internet. Wally: Do they clean your house without pay? CEO: I assume they're a tidy people.

Buy One Elbonian

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Buy One Elbonian - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags slave, slaves, slavery, owner, obliviousness, nuance, help, maid, maids, servant, servants, semantics

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Alice: I hear you're a slave owner now. CEO: That is unfair. I buy a few Elbonians on the Internet and suddenly I'm the "slave owner" guy. Alice: You are literally an owner of slaves. CEO: I prefer to think of them as bad negotiators.

How The Elbonians Spun It

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How The Elbonians Spun It - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Dilbert: How's it going with the Elbonians you bought on the Internet? CEO: I had to set them free. Turns out it was slavery after all. Dilbert: You made them work without pay. CEO: Yeah, that's the spin they put on it, too.