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CEO is Slave Owner Series
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Friday July 10,
2015
Ceo Buys People On The Internet
Tags book, internet, friends, struggle, buying friends, fake, technology
Transcript
CEO: I'm writing a book about the struggles of my people. Dilbert: Your people? CEO: The ones I bought on the Internet. Dilbert: What? CEO: They don't look happy. That feels like a book.
Saturday July 11,
2015
Ceo Is Slave Owner
Tags slave, slaves, slavery, buying, pay, wages, housework, house servant, maid, maids, help, money
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Wally: I hear you're a slave owner now. CEO: No, nothing like that. All I did was buy some Elbonians on the Internet. Wally: Do they clean your house without pay? CEO: I assume they're a tidy people.
Monday July 13,
2015
Buy One Elbonian
Tags slave, slaves, slavery, owner, obliviousness, nuance, help, maid, maids, servant, servants, semantics
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Alice: I hear you're a slave owner now. CEO: That is unfair. I buy a few Elbonians on the Internet and suddenly I'm the "slave owner" guy. Alice: You are literally an owner of slaves. CEO: I prefer to think of them as bad negotiators.
Tuesday July 14,
2015
How The Elbonians Spun It
Tags slavery, slave, slaves, semantics, owner, ownership, obliviousness, wages, money, pay, payment
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Dilbert: How's it going with the Elbonians you bought on the Internet? CEO: I had to set them free. Turns out it was slavery after all. Dilbert: You made them work without pay. CEO: Yeah, that's the spin they put on it, too.


