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Saturday April 06,
2013
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Monday April 08,
2013
Tags cruelty, monsters, taxes, sadistic monster, income tax code, complicated, regressive tax codes, like minds
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Monster: The best part of being a sadistic monster is that my job is to write the income tax code. Look how complicated I made it. Hee hee! Dogbert: You do good work, Stanky. Monster: But is it regressive enough? Dogbert: It's like we share a brain because you keep saying what I'm thinking.
Tuesday April 09,
2013
Wednesday April 10,
2013
Tags cruelty, monsters, taxes, taxpayers head explode, turned on, head explodes, taxpayers, frustration
Transcript
Writing the Tax Code Monster: If we do this right, it will be so complicated that it will make taxpayers' heads explode. Dogbert: Hee! Hee! Man: Multiply line 32 times the opposite of the integral of line 19 unless my pants have pleats and gaaaa!!!! Dogbert: Do you ever feel bad about doing this? Monster: I'd be lying if I said it didn't turn me on just a little.


