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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #dilbert, #dogbert, #jenny dworkin, #computer, #location, #contrived, #woman, #women, #picking up

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Dilbert sits at a desk working on his computer. Dilbert says, "There . . . I've plotted Jenny Dworkin's normal speed, habits and tendencies into my computer." Dilbert tells Dogbert, "Now I'll be able to predict her location and bump into her as if by chance." Dogbert asks, "Why don't you just call her, say you like her and ask her out?" Dilbert replies, "No. That would seem too contrived."


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