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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #dogbert, #violence, #beautiful, #dilbert, #conquer, #butter knife

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Dilbert sits at his desk. Dogbert says, "I've been thinking how wonderful it would be if all people renounced violence forever." Dilbert turns around and says, "That's a beautiful thought, Dogbert." Dogbert says as he walks away, "If nobody else was violent, I could conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife."