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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dogbert, dilbert, earth, creatures, shot, god, speak

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Dilbert sits at his desk. Dogbert says, "God spoke to me today. He appointed me ruler of all creatures on earth." Dilbert replies, "God did NOT speak to you." Dogbert says as he walks away, "It was worth a shot."