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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #dogbert, #dilbert, #unauthorized, #biography, #liz taylor, #steve garvey's, #tragically, #baby

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Dogbert stands on the desk chair typing. Dilbert asks, "Are you really going through with the unauthorized biography of me?" Dogbert replies, "Yes." Dogbert says, "I'm up to the part where Jackie 'O' and Liz Taylor fight a duel for your love." Dogbert continues, "Tragically, neither are aware that you're carrying Steve Garvey's baby!"