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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, dogbert, research, exempt, human, laws, crime, owner, held, fully, responsible, selfish

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Dilbert stands in the kitchen making a sandwich. Dogbert says, "According to my research, dogs are exempt from human laws." Dogbert continues, "The great part is that I can commit any crime and my owner will be held fully responsible." Dogbert continues, "I'm hoping you won't take a selfish view about this."