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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, exercise, perfect, health, professionally, cigarettes, tobacco, tobacco company

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Dilbert sits on an examining table in his boxer shorts. The doctor says, "Apparently you ignored my advice and got no exercise." The doctor continues, "But you're in perfect health, which really annoys me professionally." The doctor continues, "I'm prescribing two packs of cigarettes per day . . . Don't cross me again." Dilbert looks at the reader.