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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dogbert, probing, embarassing, questions, contemplating, effects, firecrackers, investigative, reporters, wallace, dog, young man, kids, interviews

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Dogbert follows a little boy, holds out a microphone and asks, "Excuse me, young man. May I ask you some probing and embarrassing questions?" Dogbert shakes the microphone in the boy's face and asks, "Is it true that you spend a great deal of time contemplating the effects of firecrackers on investigative reporters?!!" Smoke clouds rise from Dogbert's head and his fur is burned. Dogbert says, "I'll bet this hasn't happened to Mike Wallace even once."