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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags judicial proceedings, dilbert, dogbert, lawyer, jury duty, kill, axe, civic duty

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The defense lawyer says to the jury, "My client has been accused of the most heinous crimes." The attorney points to a man holding an ax and wearing an executioner's hat. The attorney asks, "But does this look like a person who could kill??" Dogbert, who is sitting next to Dilbert, raises his hand and says, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!!"

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