Rex: Dogbert, can I ask you a question?
Dogbert: Sure, little Rex.
Rex: What's the difference between good and evil?
Dogbert: Well, evil is all the stuff you want to do... And good is the stuff that others force you to do.
Rex: My dad says that good is what you know in your heart. He says evil is a bad gut feeling.
Dogbert: Well, of course, your dad's brain is so tiny that his other organs have to pitch in like that.
Rex: Maybe I shouldn't learn about life from a guy who counts with his toes.
Dogbert: And thinks with his guts.