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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #dilbert, #service, #include, #squeege, #glasses, #shirt, #full service

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Dilbert walks into "Jiffy Med Center" with a sore arm. The nurse says to Dilbert, "Do you want self service or the full service?" Dilbert answers, "Uh . . . full." Dilbert asks a man with a stethoscope, "What does full service include?" The man answers, "We squeegee your glasses and check under your shirt."