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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, dogbert, school, self-service, gas, station, attendants, teaching, section, refolding, maps, frustrating, paper cuts, minor, panic, sweat the room

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Dilbert sits at his desk and says to Dogbert, "I heard you closed your school for self-service gas station attendants." Dogbert says, "It didn't work out." Dogbert continues, "I was teaching the section on refolding maps . . . Frustrations were high . . . At first, the paper cuts were minor, but panic swept the room." Dilbert asks, "Well, how bad could . . ." Dogbert says, "They're all dead . . ."