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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #dogbert, #convince, #wealth, #polyester, #pants, #top, #head, #money, #change

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Dogbert sits across from a customer service representative in a bank. The woman says, "Well, Mr. Dogbert, what could I do to convince you to put your new wealth in our bank?" Dogbert replies, "Stretch your polyester pants over the top of your head." As the woman pulls her pants over her head, Dogbert says, "I hope money doesn't change me."