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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, the boss, wally, unnatural, magnificent, puppet, buy, us, customer, memorize

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The Boss says to Dilbert and another employee, "We're making a company commercial. Memorize these lines." Dilbert reads, "I'm Wally! I was specially bred to serve you and take abuse, O magnificent customer." Dilbert says, "It sounds a little unnatural." The woman reads, "I'm Raquel. I'll be your love puppet if you buy from us."