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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, wally, severance, package, krazy, glued, farm, animals, still, boss, deal, bureaucracy, fire, meeting, run, long, animal, behavior, the boss

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Dilbert, Wally, the Boss and a man sit at a conference table. Dilbert asks Wally, "Any luck trying to get fired?" Wally replies, "No . . But I'll get that severance package yet." Wally continues, "This morning I Krazy-glued farm animals to the Boss, but he STILL won't deal with all the bureaucracy to fire me." The Boss has a chicken glued to his head and a pig and a cow glued to each arm. The Boss says, "The staff meeting may run a little long today."

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