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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #dilbert, #ceo, #superficial, #statements, #company, #lucky, #profits, #leadership

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Dilbert sits at a big desk and asks an employee, "Now that I'm CEO, what am I supposed to actually do?" The man replies, "You're supposed to make superficial statements about how good the company is, then hope something lucky happens and profits go up." The man continues, "It's called leadership, sir." Dilbert waves the man away and says, "Make it so."