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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, the boss, alice, staff, cuts, dart, chart, blind folded, slayed, johnson, decisive, management

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The Boss says to Dilbert and two other employees, "The staff cuts will be determined by tossing a dart at the organization chart while blindfolded." The Boss puts on a blindfold and throws the dart. Someone screams. A woman says, "You slayed Johnson!" The Boss replies, "Boy, talk about decisive management!"