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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, wally, alice, laid off, bruce, calculated, friends, pay cuts, company, gosh, office, furniture

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Dilbert, Wally and Alice stand behind a man's desk. Wally says, "We're sorry to hear you're getting laid off, Bruce." Wally continues, "We calculated that if ten of your friends here took ten percent pay cuts then the company can keep you." Bruce says excitedly, "Gosh! You'd do that for me?" Wally replies, "No. We're here to look at your office furniture."