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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #dilbert, #ratbert, #snack, #apple, #rat, #worst, #part, #eat

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Dilbert sits at his desk. Ratbert enters carrying an apple and says, "Snack time, Dilbert! I brought you an apple so you will like me!" Dilbert says, "Nice try, Ratbert, but I don't want to eat something that was touched by a rat." Ratbert says sadly, "The worst part is that's why I didn't eat it myself."