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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #the boss, #dogbert, #consultant, #suffering, #pain, #severance pay

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Dogbert sits across from the Boss's desk. The Boss says, "I need an outside consultant like you to help with layoffs." The Boss continues, "My main concern is to minimize the pain and hardship that goes with this." Dogbert asks, "With generous severance pay?" The Boss replies, "No, I think that would only make my pain and suffering worse."