Tuesday July 07,
1992
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Tags dilbert, financial, adviser, churn, burn, mutual, funds, worthless, equity, brokerage, risky
Transcript
Dilbert and the financial advisor sit at the table. The advisor says, "I recommend our 'Churn 'N' Burn' family of mutual funds." The man continues, "We'll turn your worthless equity into valuable brokerage fees in just three days!" Dilbert asks, "Is it risky?" The advisor replies, "Are you kidding?! We have actual brochures!"



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