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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dogbert, marriage, counselor, fight, squeeze, tube, toothpaste, empty, rug, bottom, hog, blankets, snort, animal, behavior, pig

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Dogbert sits in a chair holding a pen and a pad of paper. Dogbert listens as a patient says, "We have a running fight over how to squeeze the tube of toothpaste." A man who is sitting next to a woman who looks like a pig says, "I like to squeeze it from the bottom. She prefers to empty the tube on the rug and roll around in it." Dogbert asks, "At night, does she 'hog' the blankets and snort?" The man replies, "Wow, it's like you know her."