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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, looking, hit, man, eliminate, inventor, million, dollars, deliver, head, platter, tupperware, lettuce, crispers, loses, drama

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Dogbert sits across from a man behind a desk. Dogbert says, "I heard you're looking for a hit man to eliminate an inventor named Dilbert." Dogbert continues, "For a million dollars I can deliver his head on a platter." The man asks, "Does it have to be on a platter?" Dogbert replies, "I've tried using those Tupperware lettuce crispers, but it loses a lot of the drama."

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