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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dogbert, dilbert, doctor, suck, doctors, needles, practically, careers, opportunity, stapler

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Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits on the hassock. Dogbert says, "I've decided to become a doctor." Dogbert continues, "People have to suck up to doctors, otherwise they stick big needles into your body for practically no reason at all." Dogbert continues, "A lot of careers don't offer that kind of opportunity." Dilbert replies, "Yeah, it's not the same with a stapler."