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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dogbert, doctor, whacks, knee, patient, crime, society, fault, raise, taxes, feed, poor, stop, nuclear, research, liberal, normal, life, annoying, parties

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Dogbert stands on a stool holding a reflex hammer. He says to the patient on the examining table, "Hold still while Doctor Dogbert whacks your knee." As Dogbert taps his knee, the man says, "Aak . . . Crime is society's fault . . . Raise taxes to feed the poor . . . Stop nuclear research . . . Save the . . ." The man covers his mouth. Dogbert says, "Apparently you're a knee-jerk liberal. You can live a normal life but you'll be annoying at parties."