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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dilbert, straw, loser, kill, abusive, coworker, floyd, blue, short, murderer, cheater

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Ted says to Dilbert and Wally, "Everybody pick a straw. The loser has to kill our abusive co-worker, Floyd." Ted says, "Dilbert loses. He picked the blue straw." Dilbert says, "I thought the SHORT straw loses." Ted replies, "You're already a murderer; don't be a cheater too."