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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #dogbert, #earth, #taxes, #press conference, #reporter, #corrupt, #morally, #supreme ruler

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Dogbert stands at a podium during a press conference. A reporter asks, "Now that you're the Supreme Ruler of Earth, will you become morally corrupt?" Dogbert replies, "Yes, that's my plan. It's really the only way to enjoy a job like this." Dogbert continues, "And of course I'll be raising taxes just to see the expressions on your faces." The reporters look angry.