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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #ratbert, #dogbert, #dysfunctional, #family member, #rat, #rob, #convenience, #store

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Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper and Dogbert sits on Dilbert's legs reading a book. Ratbert, who is sitting on the hassock, says, "I was wondering if we're a dysfunctional family." Dilbert replies, "You're not a family member. You're a rat who won't go away." Ratbert says, "Suddenly I have the urge to rob a convenience store."