Dilbert: "I invented a stealth business suit to avoid assignments at work today."
"What do you think, Dogbert?"
Dilbert: "Ha Ha! My sound dampers have cancelled you out!"
"Now watch what happens if somebody tries to attach a little yellow sticky note to me."
"See! Nothing sticks to the special polymers!"
"And my wireless phone and pager are encased in lead, so they can't detect incoming calls."
"Well, I'm off to 'work'. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
Dogbert: "There goes the happiest man who ever forgot it was Sunday."