Transcript
Dilbert: "I need a replacement for my company cellular phone."
"I dropped mine in the...John."
The Boss: "Again?? Why don't you reach in and fish it out?"
Dilbert: "I tried, but then my pager fell in too."
The Boss: "Reach in and get them both."
Dilbert: "I tried, of course, but when my vast array of writing tools fell in they kind of wedged..."
The Boss: "Try it again!!!"
Dogbert: "Where are your glasses?"
Dilbert: "Shut up."
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