The Boss: "Here's your employee locator device."
"Sensors in the building will be able to track you at all times."
"We'll know how many times you use the restroom and how long."
"It's a dog collar...the final humiliation."
"Once you got used to working in cubicles like gerbils, we knew anything was possible."
"My conformance rationalization mechanisms are kicking in."
"It's not so bad. A collar is simply an efficient design. Everyone is doing it."
"It's not so bad."
"It's powered by this six foot long extension cord."